I am a flower that never wilts among the concrete, a big broad expanse of color in a staid serious world, a person with never any self-doubt, and a tireless advocate for my Queen and country. I am a devoted wife and housemaker who is always forgiving of my foes, who is never disappointed, and is an an honest believer in keeping up appearances.
This tribe thingy (makes me feel positively GHASTLY to associate myself with such a vulgar word) will also be about my life and the people in it: our Daisy, our Violet ( the one with the Mercedes, a swimming pool and room for a pony), her husband Bruce, our Rose, the bone idle Onslow, my beloved Richard, the dishy Vicar, poor Daddy who's senile in the nicest possible way, and of course Elizabeth (poor dear, never could keep her coffee cup steady) and her brother Emmet, whom I adore. Not to mention my dear smart son Sheridan and his friend Tarquin and Mrs. Councillor Nugent and, of course, the Major.